{"product_id":"funny-doormat-2","title":"Funny Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWry, understated, and slightly wayward, the Funny Doormat offers a knowing welcome for the modern home. Crafted in Britain from natural coir, its richly textured surface is paired with \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ethe tongue-in-cheek phrase “Can’t You Just Text Me?” — a sentiment that feels both familiar and quietly rebellious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"712\"\u003eThe warm, organic tones of the coir doormat bring a sense of understated natural beauty, while the bold typography introduces a light-hearted edge. Beneath its characterful design, the mat is finished with a non-slip natural rubber and latex backing, ensuring it stays securely in place while reducing shedding for a cleaner, more refined finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eDurable, stain-resistant, and easy to maintain, it is perfectly suited to indoor use—ideal for entryways, porches, or utility spaces where style and practicality go hand in hand. Its simple palette allows it to sit seamlessly within a range of interiors, while its witty message adds an unexpected moment of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1261\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDesigned for homes that favour charm with a sense of humour, the Funny Doormat is a thoughtful balance of craftsmanship, function, and playful expression—welcoming guests with a knowing smile.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eDelivery Information\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis products delivery time is approximately 2-3 weeks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSize \u0026amp; Product Details\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product is 60cm x 40cm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note, this doormat is for indoor use only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Limited Abode","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56492747489666,"sku":"AARTTYPO-TEXTME - PENDING","price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/4167\/5885\/files\/funny-doormat_1.jpg?v=1775040070","url":"https:\/\/www.limitedabode.co.uk\/products\/funny-doormat-2","provider":"Limited Abode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}