{"product_id":"decorative-plate-2","title":"Decorative Plate","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"577\" data-start=\"189\"\u003eHilarious and unapologetically eye-catching, the Decorative Plate is a bold addition to any tableware or home decor collection. Featuring a striking pink and white design with the daring phrase “I DON’T NEED SEX THE GOVERNMENT FUCKS ME EVERY DAY!” in bold black lettering at the centre, this funny ceramic plate delivers instant personality, sharp humour, and standout style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"922\" data-start=\"579\"\u003eCrafted from high-quality ceramic, this small plate is as durable as it is distinctive. Perfect for styling on a dining table, coffee table, desk, or open shelving, it adds character and conversation to any setting. Whether used as a decorative accessory or displayed as part of a playful gallery wall, it brings attitude to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1098\" data-start=\"924\"\u003eVersatile and memorable, this statement plate also doubles as a trinket dish or jewellery tray, ideal for holding rings, earrings, keys, coins, or everyday bits and bobs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1346\" data-start=\"1100\"\u003eDesigned for those who love bold homeware and rebellious humour, this novelty plate makes an unforgettable funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings, or just because. Perfect for anyone who appreciates edgy décor with a dash of sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1484\" data-start=\"1348\"\u003eStylish, fearless, and unapologetically fun, this Decorative Plate is guaranteed to raise a smile while adding personality to your home.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eDelivery Information\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis products delivery time is approximately \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e1-5 days. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eSize \u0026amp; Product Details\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product has a diameter of 15cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eAdditional Information\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Limited Abode","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56291647881602,"sku":"AAWPINK\u0026BLACKFONTGOVERFUCKSPLATE - PRICE","price":26.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/4167\/5885\/files\/decorative-plate.jpg?v=1775041045","url":"https:\/\/www.limitedabode.co.uk\/products\/decorative-plate-2","provider":"Limited Abode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}